Comin Back Soon The Bereft Mans Song

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I've all my wisdom teeth, two up top, two beneath,
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And yet I'll recognise my mouth says things that aren't so wise,
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But when I sing my darling's praise, I know I'm right, or close anyways,
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For she's a gem upon this earth, I know to me she will return.

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Oh, I know it's true, I know it's true
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That I was made for her and she me too,
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And I'm confident that she'll think so too,
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And she'll be coming back, coming back,
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Coming back, coming back, coming back... soon.

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Mornings we have toast and tea,
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I gaze across the table, she glares right back at me,
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And when we're getting low on jam
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I give her the last spoonful, that's just the way I am,
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And I drive her to work each day
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Even though it's early and work is far away,
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And I don't even say a thing
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When she plays the radio so loud you cannot think.

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I can't stand her goddamned friends,
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But I will tolerate them, even though I hate them,
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And I will put up with her parents,
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`Cause she says I'll not ever meet someone
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Who is so kind and sweet ever again...

(Chorus)

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I've all my wisdom teeth, two up top, two beneath,
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And yet I'll recognise my mouth says things that aren't so wise,
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But when I sing my darling's praise, I know I'm right, or close anyways,
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For she's a gem upon this earth, I know to me she will return.

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Oh, I know it's true, I know it's true
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That I was made for her and she me too,
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And I'm pretty sure that she'll think so too,
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And she'll be coming back, coming back,
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Coming back, coming back, coming back... soon.
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Yeah, and she'll be coming back, coming back,
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Coming back, coming back, coming back... soon.