Im Outlived By That Thing

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G       C                
I threw out a stupid common 
   Am      F
paperweight
G            C
And it went out into the country
Dm             Am                
To a place where other solid 
          G      G
objects lie around
D               Bm               
Well, it's quite hard, and so 
     G               Em
it's probably still there
D           Bm                   
And when I die, it will still be 
G        A
somewhere

=== CHORUS ===

A         Bm             G      
Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that 
     D                    F
thing and stupid things like that
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G            C             
A man once took a very famous 
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photograph
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Went in books and even lectures
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Said it was a monster in the old 
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Loch Ness
D               Bm               
Before he died, his wife gave him
     G               Em
 a backrub
D           Bm                   
He confessed his lie, he took the
G        A
 picture in the bathtub


=== CHORUS ===

A         Bm             G      
Ha-ha, he's outlived by that 
     D                    F
thing and stupid things like that

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Scientists have recently just 
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found out
G            C
About a fish they didn't know of
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That lives along the bottom of 
          G      G
the darkest seas
D               Bm           
It doesn't need eyes, it's been 
         G               Em
there a long while
D           Bm                   
Since back in the times of giant 
G        A
flying reptiles

=== CHORUS ===
A         Bm             G      
Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that 
     D                    F
thing and stupid things like that
Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing 
and stupid things like that