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    Once there was this kid who
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    got into an      accident and    couldn't come to school, but
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    when he finally   came back
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    his  hair  had turned from black into bright white.  He
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    said that it was  from when the     cars had smashed
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    so   hard.

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    Once there was this girl who
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    wouldn't go and  change with the girls in the     change room.  And
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    when they finally made her
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    they saw   birthmarks all  over her          body.  She
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    couldn't quite ex plain it.  They'd always just
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    been there.

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    But both girl and boy were glad
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    that one kid had it worse than that

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    'Cause then there was this boy whose
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    parents made him come directly   home right after school.  And
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    when they went to their church
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    they shook and lurched all over the church   floor.  He
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    couldn't quite ex plain it.  They'd always just
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    gone there.

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