When I Go Out With Artists

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    When I go out with artists,
      If I were David  Byrne,

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         they talk about the language and the
         I'd go to galleries and

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         cubists and the dadaists and I
         not be too con  cerned.  Well, I would

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         try to catch their meanings
         have a cup of      coffee

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         and keep up with    all of their mar  tinis.
         and I'd find my sur roundings quite a musing.  And

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         I don't know which  should be my favorite  paintings.
         people would ask me which were my favorite paintings.


  [Chorus - Second time through, goto Bridge]

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         If I could see, if I could see, if I could
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         see all the symbols, unlock what they mean,
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         Maybe I could, maybe I could, maybe I
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         could meet the artists and get to know them
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         personal ly --

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         What if the artists ran the TV?
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         All the ads would be for fine scotch or whiskey
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         Glenfiddich, Glenlivet,
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         the whole single malt family --


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      The artists of the future
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          will make up new things and
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          different nomen clatures.  And they'll
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          stand amongst their pictures
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          and they'll sing and
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          laugh and quote from scriptures.  And
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          when they go home,
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          They'll dream of brilliant paintings.

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          If I could see, if I could see, if I could
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          see all the symbols, unlock what they mean,
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          maybe I could, maybe I could, maybe I
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          could meet the artists and get to know them personally.
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          If I could see, if I could see, if I could
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          see all the symbols, unlock what they mean,
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          maybe I could, maybe I could, maybe I
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          could meet the artists and
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          get to know them personal ly --