California Christmastime

              B         D#       
Well, you can take your snow and 
G#m
shove it
            E         B      F#
This is our Christmas and we love it
       B          D#              
It's a hundred degrees, this elf 
  E
is Vietnamese
           B                   F#
That's the way that California does 
it
         B     D#    G#m
Even our Santa has a suntan
     E       B          F#
He's also an unemployed stuntman
      B     D#
Is he even awake?
          E
Yeah, I'm just really baked
   B                      F#
If he can be Santa Claus, anyone 
can!
E          F#
California Christmastime
     B             G#
It's just a Golden State of mind
E                    F#          
Chet's nuts roasting in the 
     D#m    G#
bright sunlight!

Put on some pants, Chet!
    E                    F#
And what would Christmas be without
             B                
Historically low mountain snow 
         G#
causing staggering drought
    E                F#           
But hey, this eggnog fro-yo's 
  D#m
super tight!
      G#
Super tight!
       C#m
'Cause this is California
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    F#              B
And we do Christmas right!

Mmm, so good!
                    E Em
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       B       D#     G#m
Don we now our surf apparel
                E          
And we have our own kind of 
 B         F#
Christmas carol
          B           D#
It's this chick named Carol
         E
She does henna tattoos
        B
Carol's fifty, but no judgement
            F#
She's still finding herself

We're all finding ourselves!
            C#    F    A#m
Okay, there is no easy answer
        F#         C#      G#
For our high rates of skin cancer
   C#            F
It took my dad's life
       F#
And it killed my wife
C#              G#
   Hang ten, Rudolph and Prancer!
F#         G#
California Christmastime
   C#                     A#
We gather 'round and sing songs by 
Sublime
    F#            G#               
And all our local reggae bands are 
Fm    A#
white
    F#                      
The kids get lots of toys on 
 G#
Christmas morn
       C#                   
'Cause daddy makes big bucks 
   A#
directing porn
     F#
They may have gonorrhea
       G#                  Fm
But at least it's not frostbite!
              A#
It's not frostbite!
       D#m
'Cause this is California
    G#              C#
And we do Christmas right!
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Calif

You have places to be, I get it