I Hate Everything But You

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The smell of water, kids screaming 
with joy
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I've hated crap like that since I 
was a boy
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While everyone was laughing and 
having so much fun
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I would mutter "This sucks" till 
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the day was done
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I detested most stuff and I still do
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You see, I hate everything but you

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I hate the feeling of the sun when 
it hits my skin
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I don't like bands with a guy on 
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mandolin
I hate when people post their 
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pictures with the hashtag "mood"
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I hate when people call blueberries
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 a superfood
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I hate when someone says, "Oooh, 
it's magic hour!"
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Or when people actually stop and 
smell a flower
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I hate white women who call their 
engagement rings "bling"

Oh yes, I hate everything
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But you

More examples!

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I hate guys who read magazines 
devoted to golf
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Hate Frisbee golf, and when people 
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call Frisbee golf "frolf"
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I hate when people ask me if I'd 
ever get a tattoo
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Hate combination conditioner and 
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shampoo
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I hate doing The Wave at a baseball 
game
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I hate couples with a cutesy couple 
name
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I hate when someone says a joke and 
someone else says, "Zing!"

Oh yes, I hate everything
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But you

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'Cause when I look into your eyes 
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and I see you smile
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When you laugh at yourself and we 
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talk for a while
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Just for a moment I forget
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How much I hate it when people say, 
"Gotta jet!"

Even more examples!

I hate it when people say they're 
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going "off the grid"
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Or when someone calls their baseball
 cap their "lid"
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I hate models who just happen to 
date quarterbacks
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I hate grown men who always quote 
Caddyshack

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I hate the phrase "Love conquers 
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all," and I hate that it's true
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'Cause I want to not hate things 
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when I'm with you
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You love so many things and you have
 so much fun
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It makes me wish my hating days were
 done
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And there's one thing I want you 
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to know
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I'll always hate guys who name their
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 cars