My Friend’s Dad

I just made a new buddy
He and I bonded right away
It was a piece of cake
With no emotional stakes
I got only good things to say
About my friend's dad
My friend's dad

It's all the fun of having a dad
Without the painful history

[Bob]
She has fun

[Rebecca]
And he's a literal drunk
But that don't bother me
'Cause he's not my dad
He's my friend's dad

It's the healthiest relationship I've had with a man
That fact I must confess
He doesn't push my buttons
Except the buttons on this cute dress

[Bob]
Doot, doot, doot

[Rebecca]
It's nothing but platonic
His bigotry's ironic

[Bob]
I like you
You barely complain, for a Jewish

[Rebecca]
Oh, you!

If we were related
We'd probably fight a lot
Wait, what about Jews?

[Bob]
Here, have some more booze!

[Rebecca]
What was I saying? Oh, well! I forgot
Glug glug! My friend's dad
My friend's dad

[Bob]
And when she's not around
I think about her naked

[Rebecca]
Huh?

[Bob]
Nothing, kiddo

[Rebecca]
My friend's dad!