[Rebecca]
See the blood rushing to my cheeks
Hear the sigh when I try to speak

[Paula]
All our cares will disappear

[Rebecca (Paula)]
West Covina (West Covina)
California (that's where we are)
I don't know what happens next (Bella and Edward, Carrie and Big)
All roads point to this magical text (Harry and Sally)
It's time to kick it into high (Julia Roberts and Richard)
Gear! (gere!)

[Rebecca & Paula]
Yes, also by coincidence
So random, just by chance
Who'da thunk it, so remarkable and weird, right?
It's so cray that this guy, Josh
Just happens to be