Anyone For Tennis

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D7
Twice upon a time in the valley of 
tears
   C7
An auctioneer is biding for a box of
 fading years
        D7
And the elephants are dancing on the
 graves of squearling mice
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Anyone for tennis wouldn't that 
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be nice.

        D7
And the ice-creams are all melting 
on the streets of bloody beer,
          C7
While the beggars stain the 
pavements with florescent Christmas 
cheer
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        D7
And the Bentley driving guru is 
putting up his price
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Anyone for tennis wouldn't that 
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be nice.

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And the prophets in the boutiques 
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give out messages of hope
     A                           
With jingle bells and fairy tales 
      C
and blind colliding scopes
            D7
and you can tell they're all the 
same underneath the pretty lights
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Anyone for tennis wouldn't that 
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be nice.

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The yellow Buddhist monk is 
  D13             E7
burning brightly at the zoo
        A                       
You can bring a bowl of rice and 
        C
then a glass of water too,
            D7
and fate is setting up the 
chess-board while death rolls out 
the dice
C7                Cmaj7           
Anyone for tennis wouldn't that be
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 nice.



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