Love Is Infectious

She keeps her patience for the bedroom
Should satisfy her for a week
Her domination is executed cheaply
With her studio technique
What's new?
She carries love in a carrier bag
What's new?
She don't keep her body clean
Oh, Oh, Oh
Illegitimate contributions
And neurotic fantasies conceived

Love is infectious
I don't know about that
Love is infectious
I don't know about that

She keeps appointments by the hour glass
Guerilla warfare in her bed
And constant love is oh oh so negative
We're simulating sex instead
She carries love in a carrier bag
She don't keep her body clean
Oh, no, no, no
Illegitimate contributions
And neurotic fantasies conceived

Love is infectious
I don't know about that
Love is infectious
I don't know about that

No personality's essential
Nobody strictly in command
She's not direct, elusive
Or inadequate
Love's incompatible commands

She carries love in a carrier bag
She don't keep her body clean
Oh, no, no, no
Illegitimate contributions
And neurotic heartaches are conceived

Love is infectious
I don't know about that
Love is infectious
I don't know about that