Known for Being Known
Do you know so-and-so
No I don't know what's-her-face
Please leave me alone
I'm dropping out, you're dropping names

Everyone who's anyone was there
They all had something to share
About so-and-so it went on-and-on
And I'm here in the corner speechless

Introductions were made
Reputations were at stake
Humorous cracks were made
Behind the backs of all those speechless

Every time I try to do something right
Every time I wait for you at night
You'd be in love, but not with me
I'm here in the corner speechless

You change your point of reference
You might see a dentist
If you keep talking all that crap
You teeth will end up in your lap

Celebrity judges
Over there, Bob's got the munchies
Right here, she is crying
Right now, I stopped trying