G F Um, dois, três, quatro G F G F G F G F [Verse 1] G F No quick head in my bed, I can't have that G F I want that long neck, not talking giraffe neck G F Ain't no laying down man we 'bout to have late fun G F I'm 'bout to make your balls stick up like space buns G F Want your dick soaked? Place it down my throat G F Tongue tickle yo' dick but not telling a joke G F Peddle in this pussy, that's how you rock a boat G F It get live in this pussy, I'm not talking Periscope G In the sheets I am a bully F Give more head than a hoodie G F Every time you make me cum it look just like vanilla pudding G F Sit on yo' face all day until you say, "Bae it hurt me" G Then I turn around and give the dick more kisses than Hershey's [Chorus] G Yo' dick brick hard like a medal (Uhh) I got three holes for it like a pretzel (Uhmm) Tight as a virgin, boy, don't get nervous (Tight) Ab I'm here to serve you customer service (Right?) Gm I save dick by giving it CPR G I save dick by giving it CPR (Yes) Put my mouth on it like CPR Let's make porn and watch it on VCR [Verse 2] G F I think we should fuck up in every zip code G F It would make my pussy wetter than a fishbowl (Wet) G F Pussy a kitty cat, I pet it like a pet (Pet) G F I fuck doggy style so much I need to go to the vet (Pet) G F Hotbox? More like a scorching pussy G F Open this coochie up like a fortune cookie G F Yo' banana in my mouth, watch my tongue go ape G F Yo' dick getting more blows than a birthday cake G F When I'm near it, no I don't fear it G F Licking on that penis like a letter when I seal it G F Today way wetter than my past slob G F And if you unemployed I can give you a ass job G F Pussy already wet don't need no lube ointment G F Dick twisting in my stomach like food poisonin’ G F That's how you know when you hit the spot G I'll make your pants unzip more than Ziploc [Chorus] G Yo' dick brick hard like a medal (Uhh) I got three holes for it like a pretzel (Uhmm) Tight as a virgin, boy, don't get nervous (Tight) Ab I'm here to serve you customer service (Right) Gm I save dick by giving it CPR G I save dick by giving it CPR (Yes) Put my mouth on it like CPR Let's make porn and watch it on VCR [Verse 3] G F Anything goes when you up in my hole G F Dirty panties from the sex, yeah I got me some loads G F Listen, I'm the most explicit G F Long stick inside my river but we not going fishing G F Know what to do every time you have a horrible day G F I'll eat that sausage all day like it's Memorial Day G F I'm talking barbecue sauce and mustard on it G F And the mayonnaise comes when you bust right on it G F Name anything freaky and you know I'm 'bout the shit G F Only time I'm not on the dick is when I'm 'bout to shit G F Pubic hairs all in my mouth, not again G F So when I suck yo' dick now I use bobby pins G F Who need a gym when you got dick to work you out? G F I want my face to lose weight so stroke my mouth G F And any time my pussy wanna be hairy like Harry Potter G Becky with the good hair is what you could call her Let's get it [Bridge] C G A little faster G A little more G Right there Give it to me now B (Uh uh uh uh uh uh)