E [Verse 1] E G#m A Me, I studied psychology in Brisbane in the 1980's Am At Queensland University E "Oh I will shut you up badly" G#m Said my neighbour to my other neighbour A "I will tell your mum," she said And then there was some yelling Am And a glass was thrown B C#m A And later, I heard the vacuum cleaner B And went back to watching 'The Voice' C#m A I never, I never, I never ever watch 'The Voice' [Chorus] C#m B A And Ricki-Lee is not an authority C#m B A Ricki-Lee is not an authority C#m B A G#m F# B Ricki-Lee is not an authority [Verse 2] E G#m And shortly, before the new millennium A I went to the fortune teller Am And she said nothing I do would be good E Until 2012 G#m So I, I never tried one bit A Well maybe I shoulda Am Yeh maybe I should, Oh B C#m A But what if, but what if, but what if, the fortune teller was right B C#m A And ever and ever and ever and everything I did was wrong [Chorus] C#m B A And Ricki-Lee is not an authority C#m B A Ricki-Lee is not an authority C#m B A G#m F# B Ricki-Lee is not an authority [Bridge] C#m And if the sun exploded B E We'd still have 8 minutes of light C#m If the sun exploded right now B E We'd still have 8 minutes of light A And I'd say that I love you [Outro] E And everything will be alright A Yeh baby I love you E And everything will be alright