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[Verse 1]
E G#m A
Me, I studied psychology in Brisbane in the 1980's
Am
At Queensland University
E
"Oh I will shut you up badly"
G#m
Said my neighbour to my other neighbour
A
"I will tell your mum," she said And then there was some yelling
Am
And a glass was thrown
B C#m A
And later, I heard the vacuum cleaner
B
And went back to watching 'The Voice'
C#m A
I never, I never, I never ever watch 'The Voice'
[Chorus]
C#m B A
And Ricki-Lee is not an authority
C#m B A
Ricki-Lee is not an authority
C#m B A G#m F# B
Ricki-Lee is not an authority
[Verse 2]
E G#m
And shortly, before the new millennium
A
I went to the fortune teller
Am
And she said nothing I do would be good
E
Until 2012
G#m
So I, I never tried one bit
A
Well maybe I shoulda
Am
Yeh maybe I should, Oh
B C#m A
But what if, but what if, but what if, the fortune teller was right
B C#m A
And ever and ever and ever and everything I did was wrong
[Chorus]
C#m B A
And Ricki-Lee is not an authority
C#m B A
Ricki-Lee is not an authority
C#m B A G#m F# B
Ricki-Lee is not an authority
[Bridge]
C#m
And if the sun exploded
B E
We'd still have 8 minutes of light
C#m
If the sun exploded right now
B E
We'd still have 8 minutes of light
A
And I'd say that I love you
[Outro]
E
And everything will be alright
A
Yeh baby I love you
E
And everything will be alright
