You talk of sweeties, bashful sweeties
I've got one of those
Oh, he's handsome as can be
But he worries me

He goes to college
And gathers knowledge
Oh, what that boy knows
He's up in his latin and greek
But in his chicin' he's weak cause

When I want some lovin'
And I gotta have some lovin'
He says, "Please, stop it, please"
He's so unusual