Internet Porn

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             Am
Back in the not-too-distant past
              Dm
When I would need a quick repast
      E7                       Am
Or a temporary break from my agenda

Off to the bedroom I would head
               Dm
Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the
 bed
             E7            
And sneak a peek at all the 
                 Am
portraits of pudenda

      Dm
My alternatives were slim
                     Am
If I tried to find another source 
for sin
I'd have to hang out with the 
 E7
weirdos in the back room of my local
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video store
                    Dm
But last month I finally made the 
call
                   Am
I got a brand new cable modem 
installed
                       E7
And it opened up the floodgates on a
 whole new universe of
 Am
Internet porn

           Dm
(Internet porn) Roman orgy scenes
           Am
(Internet porn) dominatrix queens
           E7
(Internet porn) girl on girl on girl
 on girl on girl on guy on sheep
           Dm
(Internet porn) gross anatomy
           Am
(Internet porn) Pam and Tommy Lee
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(Internet porn) when you're given 
                        Am
so much to choose from, who has time
 to sleep?

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          Dm
After my girlfriend goes to sleep
                           Am
Then I get out of bed and down the 
hall I creep
                          E7       
So I can hunker down and wallow in 
                 Am
depravity until 3:00 or 4:00
                      Dm
You'll always find me in that same 
tableau
                   Am
Silhouetted by my monitor's warm 
glow
                       E7        
And absorbing all the bounty from 
                   Am
the cornucopia of Internet porn

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(Internet porn) barely legal teens
(Internet porn) naughty figurines
(Internet porn) geriatric German 
grandmas spanking Spanish men
(Internet porn) erotic Asian art
(Internet porn) guys with extra 
parts
(Internet porn) I don't think I'm 
ever going to see the sun again

(Internet porn) there's my 
neighbor's mom
(Internet porn) bikers wearing 
diapers chasing nurses dressed like 
Smurfs
(Internet porn) Maison l'Esclavage
(Internet porn) un, deux, trois 
menage
(Internet porn) every kind of smut 
from every corner of the Earth