Liposuction

C       =   032010
G       =   320003
D       =   xx0232
E       =   022100
D7      =   xx0212
A7      =   002020
C#m7b5  =   x42000  (My humble guess
 at the transition chord between C 
to G in the chorus)


[Verse 1]
    G                            
If all your fancy diet plans have 
  C                G
got your head a 'swimmin'
     D                        
And everything you eat must be 
     C                G
approved by Richard Simmons
          C                  
Stopped eatin' that birdseed, 
                G
friend, cause what you really need
          C             A7     
Is a procedure guaranteed not to 
                   D7
impede your need to feed


[Chorus]
     C            G
Liposuction! Liposuction!
     C              A7            
The new immediate weight reduction
   D7
 plan
      C                      
Trade in the hand you've been
C#m7b5              G           E
 dealt and get surgically svelte
         A7                  
At your friendly neighborhood 
 D7           C  G
liposuction man


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[Verse 2]
    G                           
If you've abandoned exercise and 
   C                G
your gut keeps getting vaster
     D                           
Your thighs are growing over-size 
  C                G
and your butt's gone off to pasture
          C                   
If you want a new demeanor and 
               G
you're keen on getting leaner
          C             A7        
Then your remedy is an M.D. with a
                D7
 fancy vacuum cleaner


[Chorus]
     C            G
Liposuction! Liposuction!
     C              A7            
The new immediate weight reduction
   D7
 plan
      C                        
Take the fat cells from your 
C#m7b5              G           
hips, put 'em in Barbara Hershey's 
E
lips
         A7                  
At your friendly neighborhood 
 D7           C  G
liposuction man


[Verse 3]
        G
If your waist line is a'surgin'
        D
And in need of some reversion
        C
And your overall weight dispersion's
        G
Gettin' on the verge of perversion
        C
I'm encouraging an excursion
        G
To go searchin' for a surgeon
          C             A7        
And get your emergency purgin' of 
                D7
the burgeonin' fat emergin' from 
your chin!


[Chorus]
     C            G
Liposuction! Liposuction!
     C              A7            
The new immediate weight reduction
   D7
 plan
      C           C#m7b5          
Get your torso reformatted, get a 
  G                    E
nose job while you're at it
         A7                  
At your friendly neighborhood 
 D7           G    E
liposuction man
      C                        
Make your ass twelve inches 
C#m7b5        G                E
thinner and be home in time for 
dinner
         A7                  
At your friendly neighborhood 
 D7         G       C   G
liposuction man.....


[Refrain]
          C                    
Well the doctor's bill may vex 
C#m7b5
ya
         G             E
But it sure beats anorexia
         A7                  
At your friendly neighborhood 
  D           G  C  G
liposuction man!