Mr. Dirty Balls

Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute
Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that's in it
Floors, doors, walls, halls, white sidewall tires and old golf balls
Sinks, stoves, bathtubs he'll do, he'll even help clean laundry too

Clean, clean, dirt, clean, grease in just a minute
Mr. Clean, clean your whole
Clean your dirty whole, faster than a flash!

Mr. Dirty balls
Hold on [?] those are my dirty balls
You'll make it dirty [?]
Just a minute

Mr. Dirty balls, (give me back my fucking dirty balls!)
Mr. Dirty balls, (slap my fucking balls, johnson)
Dirty balls, (scrub them like your daddy kissed ya)
Dirty balls
Dirty balls

Give your meat a good old rub
Good old rub, good old rub
Give your meat a good old rub
Heh-yeah, boy

Use your sharp, spicy meat
Sharp to the bone until they die. D-d- die
Put that inside, [?] die
Nice and hot, that's beautiful

Really get into those balls to the bone
[?] To the bone then die to the bone
To the bone, to the bone, to the bone
Then turn it over [?]
(Now burn your balls)
[?]
Just a minute

Mr. Dirty balls, (perfect, he's got filthy fucking balls!)
Mr. Dirty balls, (clean your fucking balls before dinner)
Dirty balls, (nothing more sad than a clean penis)
Dirty balls
Dirty balls