Open the chest! Open the chest!
Open it, please, I want to know what's in this chest
Have you got a key? No? Well, go find one
Don't come back to me until you have one for this chest
This chest is the best, it's better than the rest
We have no reason for it's glory, just that it's a chest
Oh my fucking God, the tension is really killing me
I wonder what's inside, please, open this chest
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Or I will kill your friends if you don't hurry up
You don't want me to hurt someone, so open the fucking chest
Will this answer your questions? Will it shut you up?
Well, what the fuck are you waiting for? Open the fucking chest