Percy Faith

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Mr. Percy Faith, is your masterpiece
 complete
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I'm in dire need of curing this 
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headache
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There are riots in the streets and
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 we're still not on the moon
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And I hear that you've been taken 
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from the airwaves


[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
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Joseph Raymond Conniff, I am writing
 from Seattle
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Where they now have put a 
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trademark on the rain
Continues after the ad
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And having just arrived I am staying
 by the airport
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It was tough to find a room at the
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 Hyatt Inn


[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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Alice in disguises, Bill Close taken
 hostage
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"Dear Loretta, these are my demands"
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I'll be selling Arizona to the next 
potential buyer
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Who comes in from the north in 
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search of sand


[Interlude]
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[Verse 4]
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Mr. Allan Sherman, I am writing from
 the future
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Where the people never look you in
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 the eye
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And there is no need to talk, and 
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the sidewalks they walk for you
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I know everything and yet no one 
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at all