Torture Me

Am
Torture me
            Em         Am
I'm just an animal you see
        F             C
I'm the slap for your lap
      D
Not upset
F        Am
You know pets don't really feel

Am
Torture me
              Em            Am
Why don't you carve my body up
         F      C
Throw me into a pot
        D
Make it hot
F          Am                 G
And you'll have a lovely meal

C
Torture me
                  G              C
'Cause you're the beauty i'm the beast
         D
For your feast
F         Am
Weddings, bar mistvahs and all

C
Torture me
        G               C
Take my skin and eat my flesh
            D
'Cause it's fresh
F       Am
Boil or roast'll be a ball

       Am
And if I can suffer more
       F
And if I can suffer more
       C                   G
I'll improve your life for sure

       Am
And if I can suffer more
       F
And if I can suffer more
         C              G    Am
And if I whimper just ignore me