Jack Kramer Wood Racket

E   A   C#m   A   B

[Verse 1]
               E           
I saw the Dalai Lama at the 
 C#m
Hollywood Bowl
A                                
talking to the people with their 
B
beepers and their cell phones
E                 C#m
Wilt Chamberlain, he’s all gone
    A                  B
Shaquille O’Neal keeps tweetin on -

[Chorus]
E                            C#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood 
fuckin racket
A                    B
Can’t keep it on the court no more
E                           C#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood 
fuckin racquet
A               B       E
Something I can hold on to

C#m   A   B

[Verse 2]
E                 C#m
Livin day by day, livin hand to 
mouth
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A                B
Try goin’ north, keep on headin 
south
E                              
Maybe If I had a pension plan, maybe
C#m
 if I had a wife
A                       B
Maybe if I’d ever had a plan in my 
life


[Chorus]
E                            C#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood 
fuckin racket
A                      B
I can’t keep it on the court no more
E                            C#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood 
fuckin racket
A               B       E
Something I can hold on to

C#m   A   B

[Bridge]
A
This one is too light
Am
This one is too tight
C#m                   A
This one I can hardly even feel
                     B
I don’t believe it’s real


[Verse 3]
       E                         
Well I saw the Dalai Lama at the 
C#m
Hollywood Bowl
A                            
Goldie Hawn was there and some 
  B
people from some soap opera
E                        C#m
I wanted to ask him, how do you get 
along
         A                      
When the rest of the world ain’t 
 B
singing your song


[Final chorus]
E                            C#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood 
fucking racket
A                      B
I can’t keep it on the court no more
E                               
Gimme me my goddamn Jack Kramer wood
C#m
 fucking racket
A                   B    E
Something I can hold on to

C#m    A    B    E    C#m   A   B