E A C#m A B
[Verse 1]
E C#m
I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
A B
talking to the people with their beepers and their cell phones
E C#m
Wilt Chamberlain, he’s all gone
A B
Shaquille O’Neal keeps tweetin on -
[Chorus]
E C#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
A B
Can’t keep it on the court no more
E C#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racquet
A B E
Something I can hold on to
C#m A B
[Verse 2]
E C#m
Livin day by day, livin hand to mouth
A B
Try goin’ north, keep on headin south
E C#m
Maybe If I had a pension plan, maybe if I had a wife
A B
Maybe if I’d ever had a plan in my life
[Chorus]
E C#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
A B
I can’t keep it on the court no more
E C#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fuckin racket
A B E
Something I can hold on to
C#m A B
[Bridge]
A
This one is too light
Am
This one is too tight
C#m A
This one I can hardly even feel
B
I don’t believe it’s real
[Verse 3]
E C#m
Well I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
A B
Goldie Hawn was there and some people from some soap opera
E C#m
I wanted to ask him, how do you get along
A B
When the rest of the world ain’t singing your song
[Final chorus]
E C#m
Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fucking racket
A B
I can’t keep it on the court no more
E C#m
Gimme me my goddamn Jack Kramer wood fucking racket
A B E
Something I can hold on to
C#m A B E C#m A B
