Shakespeares Got A Gun

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[Verse 1]
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Shakespeare’s got a mail order Uzi
Bm                  C#           
Shakespeare’s got a gun; he’s 
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gonna use it
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Shakespeare’s got a prostitute 
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names Suzie
Bm                  C#           
Shakespeare’s got a gun; he’s 
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gonna use it
A                    Bm
It seems some monkey just outside of
 Pittsburgh
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Finally typed out Hamlet; typed out 
Hamlet word for word
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Shakespeare’s pissed off; 
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Shakespeare’s got an Uzi
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Shakespeare’s got a gun; he’s 
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gonna use it

[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
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Shakespeare’s got a Fender 
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Stratocaster
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He’s got that sucker cranked; 
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he’s gonna blast her
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Led Zeppelin was never any faster
Bm                  C#  
Shakespeare’s got a Fender 
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Stratocaster
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He’s dressed in black; He’s got a 
Marshall stack
D                          C#
He dances with baboons who jump up 
on his back
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Aww Love’s Labor’s Lost; that’s 
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in the past
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Shakespeare’s got a Fender 
Stratocaster

[Interlude]
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[Bridge]
A                             Bm
Shakespeare’s got no use for thick 
black glasses
    D                            
Who sit and dissect tragedies in 
C#
college English classes
A                          
Shakespeare’s sick of words; 
  Bm
Shakespeare’s sick of letters
D                          C#
Shakespeare watches videos the 
dirtier the better

[Verse 3]
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Shakespeare’s got a liquor store 
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in Anaheim
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Shakespeare combs his hair with soup
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 spoon
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Shakespeare drinks tequila out of 
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styrofoam
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Shakespeare’s got a liquor store 
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in Anaheim
    A               Bm
He sells magazines; he eats 
cigarettes
   D                   C#
He never says a word; he sleeps in a
 Corvette
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Aww Shakespeare’s got a gun; 
   Bm
Shakespeare’s got an Uzi
Bm                           D
Shakespeare’s got a guitar; says 
he’s gonna use it
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Shakespeare’s got a gun and liquor 
store in Anaheim
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Shakespeare’s got a gun; he’s 
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gonna use it