Welcome Madmen With Guns

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On the TV,someone’s running
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As the helicopter cam zooms in
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And they superimpose green arrows
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Google Earth it to the head of a pin
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She says “There behind the police 
tape
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“Seen it all with my eyes and ears
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“I was talking to my friend Charlie
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“And then Charlie disappeared”


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Welcome, welcome
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Come and have some fun
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We got every Chinese toy under the 
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sun
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And every Ponzi scheme
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That ever has been run
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And old men with hard-ons
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And Madmen with guns


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And I heard that you made threats 
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against me and my family
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And I got me a gun from a kindly 
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neighbor lady
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And I made it known that one step
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 in the wrong direction
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I’ll shoot you in the back with 
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no hesitation


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Welcome, welcome
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Come and have some fun
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We got every Chinese toy under the 
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sun
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And every Ponzi scheme
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That ever has been run
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And old men with hard-ons
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And Madmen with guns


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And who’s doing who
And where’s the fire
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And who do you think is juicin
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And the rats and the zombies and the
 alien pigs
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Which field should we turn you loose
 in
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Monkeys in captivity
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Ikea in the Amazon
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What’s in your wallet
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And which side are you on?


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Can anyone still stand up
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Or are we all just too ground down
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Tryin’ to make it through the day 
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without your ass gettin’ handed 
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back to you in town
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Sitting on the freeways and the 
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buses and the trains
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Praying you can get the kids 
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inside before it rains


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Welcome, welcome
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Come and have some fun
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We got every Chinese toy under the 
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sun
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And every Ponzi scheme
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That ever has been run
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And old men with hard-ons
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And Madmen with guns


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Stadiums, palladiums
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Prisons second to none
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And old men with hard-ons
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And Madmen with guns