Day Job

E -  022100
G -  320033
D -  xx0232
F# - 244322


[Intro]
B A E  x4


[Verse 1]
B          A E
  Four days
B                 A E
  left in the week
B       A  E
  And already
  B     A   E
I look ahead


[Verse 2]
B          A E
  I'm tired
B           A E
  so anxious
B          A    E
  Dazed confused
    B      A  E
and seeing red


[Chorus 1]
G                            B
  Sometimes the days seem so long
G                       B        
  I wish my boss hadn't taken my 
F#
bong
G                         B       
  Sometimes the days seem long so 
G   G A
long


[Verse 3]
B        A E
  I stare
B             A E
  at the clock
B            A   E
  It doesn't move
   B      A  E
no not at all


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[Verse 4]
B             A E
  The work day
B           A E
  is so long
B        A
  Like a night
E    B    A E
of insomnia


[Chorus 2]
G                            B
  Sometimes the days seem so long
G                       B        
  I wish my boss hadn't taken my 
F#
bong
G                         B       
  Sometimes the days seem long so 
G   G A
long


[Chorus 3]
     B
So I shut my eyes and fantasize
 E                     B
about anything that'll come to
                 B
mind The more perverse the better
  B                           B
I shut my eyes and fantasize about
                  A
all the really horrendous things
        B       B
I could be doing I shut my eyes
       E
and fantasize there better be
B                        E
more than this Is this a really
         B
bad joke I could be out right now
E                       A
doing all the really horrendous
                  B
things I've been imagining
A             D
  It couldn't possibly be so
B     A   D     E B A
boring so boring
   D E
so boring


[Guitar Solo]
B A D E   x2


[Verse 5]
B       A E
  Friday
B             A  E
only one more day
B      A   E
  To endure
     B      A   E
this tediousness


[Verse 6]
B          A E
  The clock
B               A  E
  won't move at all
B      A
  So I wait
E     B   A E
and I wait


[Chorus 4]
G                            B
  Sometimes the days seem so long
G                       B        
  I wish my boss hadn't taken my 
F#
bong
G                         B       
  Sometimes the days seem long so 
G   G A
long


[Chorus 5/Outro]
     B
So I shut my eyes and fantasize
 E                     B
about anything that'll come to
                 B
mind The more perverse the better
  B                           B
I shut my eyes and fantasize about
                  A
all the really horrendous
               B
things I could be doing
A             D
  It couldn't possibly
      B
be so boring