I Did It For The Toys

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A -   x02220
D#m - x68876
D -   xx0232
C#m - x46654


[Verse 1]
                                   A
Santa kissed me under the mistletoe
B             E           F#     A
  Tasted like egg nog and it was gross
B             E          F#
  Said he was lonely and it had been
  A    B              E
a while The elves run frantic when
     F#       A
they see that look in his eyes


[Verse 2]
B           E             F#
  He sat me down and went on and
  A B              E
on   Wouldn't shut up about how
F#             A   B
Mrs. Claus had gone He said the
E                    F#
plumber must've done something
A    B             E
right He fixed her pipes then
    F#            A
she paid him back all


[Chorus 1]
            B    E F#
Through the night
A        B
Fa la la la
E        F#
Fa la la la la
A        B
Fa la la la
E        F#   A
Fa la la la la


[Verse 3]
B       E                   F#       A
  Santa kissed me under the mistletoe
B        E             F#
  I kept wondering how far this would
A B              E       F#
go We talked and drank until it was
A              B         E
light Then the bartender kicked us
          F#     A
out cause we got into a fight


[Verse 4]
B            E               F#
  But I kept thinking of the swag
        A B            E
for free   Besides the old geezer
F#              A B
needs some company Well I've
     E                  F#
been broke this year it wouldn't
      A     B         E
be so bad I hate to admit
       F#            A
it but he's the best I've


[Chorus 2]
     B  E F#
Ever had
A        B
Fa la la la
E        F#
Fa la la la la
A        B
Fa la la la
E        F#   A
Fa la la la la
A        B
Fa la la la
E        F#   A
Fa la la la la


[Chorus 3]
E
Santa kissed me and I kissed him
           D#m
back but I did it for the toys
D
Figured I could get something
            C#m
more than I did from other boys
E
Santa kissed me and I kissed
               D#m
him back but I did it for
          D
the toys Smiled at me and
                 C#m
wanted to see if I would


[Guitar Solo]
B E F# A  x4

Drumbeats


[Verse 5]
B             E
  Well he's a pervert you
    F#           A
can tell by his smile
B              E
  Or check the NAMBA
      F#
membership locked
       A    B
in his files That big
    E              F#
red suit and jolly face
        A             B
is a disguise He only does
           E       F#
it for the joys of little
     A
kids bouncing on his thighs


[Verse 6]
B              E
  He drives me crazy now
   F#               A
he calls me all the time
B           E           F#
  I'm gonna dump him as soon
     A              B
as I get what's mine Guess
  E               F#
I should really reveal my
       A             B
family ties He won't get
            E
a clue so I hit him
       F#
with a matzo ball
A
Right between


[Chorus 4]
    B   E F#
The eyes
A        B
Fa la la la
E        F#
Fa la la la la
A        B
Fa la la la
E        F#   A
Fa la la la la
A        B
Fa la la la
E        F#   A
Fa la la la la


[Chorus 5]
E
Santa kissed me and I kissed him
           D#m
back but I did it for the toys
D
Figured I could get something
            C#m
more than I did from other boys
E
Santa kissed me and I kissed
               D#m
him back but I did it for
          D
the toys Smiled at me and
                 C#m
wanted to see if I would


[Chorus 6/Outro]
E
Santa kissed me and I kissed him
           D#m
back but I did it for the toys
D
Figured I could get something
            C#m
more than I did from other boys
E
Santa kissed me and I kissed
               D#m
him back but I did it for
          D
the toys Smiled at me and
                 C#m
wanted to see if I would
what a loser!