The Daily Mail Song

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Royals on the first page, swine flu and road rage

Find Maddie, foreign baddie, put him in a big cage
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Bureaucratic red tape, Facebook gang rape
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Gordon out, Dave in, before the country caves in
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Ian Huntley gets his own Jacuzzi and a gym in jail
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It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail

[Verse 2]
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Bring back capital punishment for pedophiles

Photo feature on schoolgirl skirt styles
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Binge Britain, single mums, pensioners, hoodie scum
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Oversexed and underaged, foreign stories half a page
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Criminals get Marks & Spencer vouchers when released on bail
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It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail

[Verse 3]
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Ban this gay smut, I'm not racist but

Car crime, knife crime, hang-the-cheating-wife time
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Pop stars take drugs, teen boys wear hoods
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Sports stars have sex, bears shit in woods
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Brussels politicians want to stop us drinking English ale
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It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail

[Verse 4]
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Climategate, petrol prices, potholes, credit crisis

Gypsies, Russell Brand, time we all took a stand
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Modern art, where to start? Trash the lot of it
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Apart from statuette of puppy, 50 quid plus P&P
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Muslim women hiding stolen goods behind their veil
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It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail

[Verse 5]
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Poles paid to give blood, immigration like a flood

Soft touch British Isles, cancer from your mobiles
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Cancer from your laptop, cancer from your root crop
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Cancer from your shoes, from your dog, from your pen top
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Immigrants arriving on an unprecedented scale
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It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
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They never mince their words in the good ol' Daily Mail
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It's absolutely true Because I gather all my views From the Daily Mail