E        C        A
 That's Not Your Bottle
E      C        A
 Nor What's Inside
E    C          A
 I Guess They Brought It
           E      C    A
Just For Them
E         C      A
 How Did You Get In
E        C       A
 That's Fucking Right
E             C           A
None Of My Friends Would Bother
           E      C    A
To Even Bother


[Interlude]
E      C    A        x4

E      C    A        x4


[Verse]
 E          C    A
Benjamin's Marijuana
E          C        A
 Michael Brought A Keg
            E          C       A
Where the Skaters Are High On Mushrooms
             E      C  A
Passing Out Hits Of LSD

E      C    A        x4


[Chorus]
  E              C    A
Philip Wants To Be A Rock Star
            E     C    A
But He's A Bit Uptight
        E                  C          A
So He Brings His Favorite Bettys With A Bottle Full Of Whiskey
        E            C        A
And He Sits On The Couch All Night