Welcome To The Monkey House

Intro
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Verse

Wire Is Coming Back Again. Elastica 
got sued by them
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Continues after the ad
When Michael Jackson dies we're 
covering Blackbird
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And won't it Be Absurd then when no 
onw knows what song they just heard
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Unless someone on the radio tells them first
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So come on come on come on come
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Come on Come on Come on come all
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Come on Come on Come on You Monkeys
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