I Wanna Be a Slut

I was raised to have values.
Of my forefathers,
My parents would be proud
So, forgive this vulgar phrase, which now I shall use
God! I need to get clawed

To hell with romance
Just drop your pants
I wanna be a slut

I've seached for too long
For the perfect affair
To be swept of my feet
But now I don't care
As long as my feet end up in the air
Og, I wanna be a slut

I don't need a ring
When I meet a sling
I wanna be a slut

I eager to please
I'm down on my knees
'Cause I wanna be a slut

You don't have to be rich
With your own private villa
You just have to hump
Like a teenage gorilla
You won't have to be all the buff
Or a jock boy
Let's cut to the chase
Let's see your cock boy

All guilty is eased
Pretend I'm a priest
I wanna be a slut

In the join, in the mall
Giving head in the stool
I wanna be a slut

Call me Maxwell, I'm good
Till the very last drop
Call me bitch, call me whore
Go ahead, call the cop
Whoever you call, just be sure he's a top
I've tattooed a target on my butt
'Cause I wanna be a....
Is like Will Rodgers always used to say
"Ive neve meet a man I didn't like"
'Cause I wanna be a slut