Im Gonna Kill Santa Claus

C                 Em
Every Christmas I'm a very good boy
Am                             G
I put out milk and cookies for this 
guy to enjoy
C              Em
But Santa never brings the right toy
 Am                               
I felt like giving up on all this 
G
holiday joy
C                      Em
But if you've seen 'The Santa 
Clause' you know (you know)
Am                      G
You become Santa if you put on 
Santa's coat (oh)
C                           Em
You can kill him, leave him dead up 
in the snow
  Am                               
The elves don't even care about you
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 murdering their bro
And so

[Pre-Chorus 1]
C                      Em
This Christmas gon' be special to me
Am                      G
I ain't gonna ask for a car with a 
key
C                            Em
I ain't gonna write to Santa asking 
him, "Please"
      Am                        
'Cause what I want for Christmas 
           G
can't fit under the tree

[Chorus]
C          Em
I wanna be Santa Claus
Am                G
So I'm gonna kill Santa Claus
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C                 Em
When I hear those reindeer paws
Am        G
I'm gonna break the law
     C                     
This Christmas, don't got a 
 Em               Am
wishlist, I got a hit list
           G                      
And at the top of it is old Saint 
C
Nicholas
         Em                   
Nothing against him, it's just 
 Am
business
            G                   
I ain't the Grinch but I'm gonna 
       C
steal Christmas

[Verse 2]
         Em
I made a list and checked it twice
    Am                        
For all the fucks I give about 
 G
ending Santa's life
      C
And I found none
           Em
I'll travel at the speed of light
       Am                          
If I'm Santa now does that mean 
    G
that I sleep with Santa's wife?
           C
'Cause I'm down, son (Yeah)
   Em
Fire in my fireplace
     Am                            
Not talking 'bout this flying ship 
     G
when I say I'mma slay
        C
He gon' die, son
      Em
I'mma wake up Christmas day
     Am                            
With all the dopest presents that I
 G
 forced the elves to make
           C
They're my prisoners

[Pre-Chorus 2]
                Em
I'll never understand why this is
    Am                          
The way that they decide who the 
      G
next Santa Claus is
C                              Em
How do people not believe that Santa
 exists?
        Am                  
In this world, aren't adults 
            G                      
concerned about all these gifts 
          C
they didn't buy?

[Chorus]
           Em
I wanna be Santa Claus
Am                G
So I'm gonna kill Santa Claus
C                 Em
When I hear those reindeer paws
Am        G
I'm gonna break the law
     C                     
This Christmas, don't got a 
 Em               Am
wishlist, I got a hit list
           G                      
And at the top of it is old Saint 
C
Nicholas
         Em                   
Nothing against him, it's just 
 Am
business
            G                   
I ain't the Grinch but I'm gonna 
       C
steal Christmas