The Babysitters Here

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Tonight was just great, she taught us the sign for peace
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Now she's made us some popcorn we've turned out the lights
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And we're watching movies
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I don't understand and she tries to explain
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How a spaceship is riding through somebody'y brain
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And there's blood and guts, Oh

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She's the best one that we've ever had
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She sits on her hair and she's tall as my dad
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And she tie-dyed my shirt, and she pierced her own ear
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And it's peace man, cool yah, the babysitter's here

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Her boyfriend is Tom but we call him "the king of romance"
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He wears an American flag on the butt of his ripped up pants   and
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Will they get married with kids of their own
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He says not if she's going to college we won't and he
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Kisses her  oh

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She's the best one that we've ever had
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She sits on her hair and she's tall as my dad
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And she got mad at dinner when Tom drank a beer
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But peace man, cool hey, the babysitter's here

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And we all went to see her go dance at the high school
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We made her a big card
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And she told us that she'd be the unicorn wearing the pink leotard  and
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There she was leaping up just like she said
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With a sparkling horn coming out of her head
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And she's   ...   oh  ....


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But it's Saturday night, I can't sleep and I'm watching the news
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She says do me a favor don't go with a guy who would make you choose  and
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I don't understand and she tries to explain
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And all that mascara runs down in her pain cause she's leaving me

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You're the best one that we've ever had
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You sit on your hair and you're tall as my dad
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And I'll make you a picture for college next year
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So hush now, peace man, the babysitter's here
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The best babysitter's here