One Tequila

E

I've been known to drink a beer or 
 B
two.
And I can handle whiskey ninety 
  E
proof.
I'm just fine with a glass of wine, 
    A
champagne to cabernet.
         B
But I crossed the line when I 
crossed the border and hang out with
 Jose

             E                  A
'Cause with one tequila, it's bring 
on the salt and lime.
             B                     
With two tequilas the whole bar's a
            E
 friend of mine.
           E                A
But with three tequilas my legs 
don't work no more.
           D            A         
Yeah it's one tequila, two 
    B              E
tequila, three tequila, floor.

E
                             B
I might end up in a Tijuana jail.
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                                E
Or a Vegas chapel lifting up a veil
Cannonball into a neighbour’s pool 
   A
without a stitch of clothes.
            B
But by the end of the night I'll be 
tongue tied tryin' to offer up some 
español


             E                  A
'Cause with one tequila, it's bring 
on the salt and lime.
             B                     
With two tequilas the whole bar's a
            E
 friend of mine.
           E                A
But with three tequilas my legs 
don't work no more.
           D            A         
Yeah it's one tequila, two 
    B              E
tequila, three tequila, floor.


A   A   E   B

         C#m                  A
I'll be glad to pour for all you 
       E
senoritas.
      C#m          A           
I'd rather taste salty kiss than 
          B
have a sip of your margarita.


             E                  A
'Cause with one tequila, it's pass 
me the salt and lime.
             B                     
With two tequilas the whole bar's a
            E
 friend of mine.
           E                A
But with three tequilas my legs 
don't work no more.
           D            A         
Yeah it's one tequila, two 
    B              E
tequila, three tequila, floor.
      D             A             
It's four tequila, five tequila, 
B             E
six tequila, door.

E
Somebody take me home.
Dude you know I can't drink tequila,
 call me a cab.