Blind Date

Fanny & Chorus
Smooth the Sofa, Plump the Pillows
Dump the Ashtrays, Oh This Dress
Look At Me I Am Shaking All Over,
Shaking All Over
I'm a Mess
Waiting Wondering What I'll Be Thinking
When He Comes Walking Through That Door

What'll Come Walking Through That Door
A Man I Never Saw in My Life Before
Oh,
I Am So Nervous
I Got a Blind Date Waiting to Call On Me (Any Minute Now)
I Got a Blind Date What Am I Gonna See (Any Minute Now)
Right Over There's the Doorway, He Will Be Walking Through
Will He Be Six Foot Eight Or Maybe Four Foot Two (It Could Happen)

I Got a Blind Date Waiting to Come Around (Any Minute Now)
Oy But I'm Nervous Listen to My Heart Pound
Why Do I Need This Headache, Single Is Not a Crime
I Got a Blind Date
An With My Luck He'll Be On Time

I Got a Girlfriend Shirley, Who Says Why Not (She's An Idiot)
This Guy Is a Friend From a Friend of a Friend She Got (Hello, How Do You Do
What An Idiot)
One Thing I Know Is Shirley Ain't Sitting On no Shelf
If He Was Such a Vow She'd Keep Him For Herself (It's Only Natural)
She Says She Is He's Nice and He Deals in Stocks (Sounds Good, But She's An
Idiot)
I'll Bet a Buck He Looks Like Month-old Lox (Also and Idiot)
What Do I Need From Shirley Her and Her Fifty Cup
I Got a Blind Date and I'm Praying He Stands Me Up

Wait Wait, What Am I Praying He Stands Me Up, I'll Stand Him Up. I Smell a Rat
Anyway. Umm. I'm Gonna Hide Under the Bed, He'll Never See Me, He'll Walk in and Look
Around, I Wouldn't Be There, He'll Go Away and That's the End of That.
Perrfect!
Now You Keep Quiet, Not a Word You Hear
You Didn't See a Thing
Oeps There He Is!
Now Quiet Everybody Sssh Quiet!

Blind Date: Rosalie?!
Rosalie: Oi, Oi, Oi
Blind Date: Rosalie?! That's Odd She Doesn't Seem to Be Here
Rosalie: Smart, Smart!
Blind Date: I've Been Stood Up, It's News
Rosalie: Well It's Better Than Put Down
Blind Date: This Has Never Happened Before
Rosalie: What and Ego!
Blind Date: Rosalie?!
Rosalie: Sh, Sh, Sh!
Rosalie: It Worked, It Worked!
He Never Saw Me. Boy Am I Lucky I Didn't See Him Neither,
But I Can Just Imagine What a Lox That One Was.

Rosalie: I Got It Right Her Shirley Was Playing Tricks
Voice: No, No, That's Wrong, You Got It Wrong
Rosalie: Wait, Wait, What That's Not Right?
Voice: No, He Was Gorgeous He Looked Like Rudolph
Rosalie: Rudolph Who?
Voice: Rudolph Valentino
Rosalie: Get Away
Voice: Yeah, the Sheik From Arabia
Rosalie: Not the Phantom From the Opera?
Voice: Uh, Uh
Rosalie: the Sheik From Where?
Voice: the Sheik From Arabia
Rosalie: Get Away
Voice: That's Right
Rosalie: Wait a Minute Is This Person Kidding Me Around Here?
Voice: No, no Absolutely
Rosalie: Get Away
Rosalie: Well That's What Happened I Let Him Get Away

What Do I'll Do Now Maybe Become a Nun (That's Impossible)
I'm Calling Shirley Maybe She'll Bring a Gun
Please Shirley, Even If He's Lon Chaney Fat, Bald Or Short Or Tall
Having a Blind Date Is Better Than Having
No Date, At no Time With no One At All.
Wait a Minute Maybe I Spoke Too Soon
Shirley Get Me Out of Here!
Oh This One Is Cute.