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My first child stumbled home
And woke me up when he hit the floor
He looked like a movie star
But he grew up to be totally worthless
Ray, let's go
Towards the waves
Follow me
And knock this off
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His mother, God rest her soul
Had three doctors and fought 'em all
She gave him a nice keepsake
But I think he lost it
Somewhere in Vegas