Alternative Candidate

 Bm Bm E A 4x

[Verse 1]
F#m                              
Inside every teenage girl there's a 
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fountain
F#m                              
Inside every young pair of pants 
E
there's a mountain
Bm                               
Inside every mother's eyes is 
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Tommy Tinkrem's bed
                 F#m

Bm                           
Inside every candidate waits a 
    E                         A   
grateful dead
                    F#m            

    E E


[Chorus 1]
Bm                            F# 
I make it a thing, when I'm on my
                          A        
 own to relieve myself
                A

Bm                            F# 
I make it a thing, when I gazelle
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 on stage to believe in myself
                A

Bm                            
I make it a thing, to glance in 
F#                           E   
window panes and look pleased 
                     E
with myself
A                             F# 
Yeah, and pretend I'm walking 
                         (Bm)
home

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[Verse 2]
F#m                          
I took it so bad, I sat in the 
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correction room
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F#m                              
Took me a fag, and a kick in the 
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moon
Bm                               
Well, I ain't gonna suck no radar
E                          A     
 wing because inside this tin is 
                  F#m
tin
Bm                           
Would you like to techno-plate 
    E                          A  
'cause I'm your candidate, oh yeah
                     F#m           

     E E


[Chorus 2]
Bm                            F# 
It's a matter of life, And the 
                          A        
way you walk, you've got a 
                A
BrylCream queen
Bm                            
It's a matter of tact , In the 
F#                           
things you talk, that keeps his 
A                        A
passport clean
Bm                            F# 
A matter of fact , That a cock 
                          E        
ain't a cock on a twelve inch 
                E
screen
A                             F# 
So I'll pretend I'm walking home
                         (Bm)


[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
F#m                              
You don't have to scream a lot to 
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keep an age in tune
F#m                              
You don't have to scream a lot to 
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predict monsoons
Bm                               
You don't have to paint my 
E                          A     
contact black, Now I've hustled a
                  F#m
 pair of jeans
Bm                               
Do I have to give your money back
E                          A     
 when I'm the Fuhrerling?
                  F#m              

  E E


[Chorus 3]
Bm                            F# 
I'll make you a deal, I'll say I 
                          A     
came from Earth and my tongue is 
                   A
taped
Bm                            F# 
I'll make you a deal, You can get
                          A        
 your kicks on the candidate
                A

Bm                            
I'll make you a deal, For your 
F#                           E   
future's sake, I'm the candidate
                     E

A                             F# 
Lets pretend we're walking home
                         (Bm)


[Otro]
Bm                            Bm 
Uh-huh, uhhh
                          E        

                A

Bm                            Bm 
I'm the candidate
                          E        

                A

Bm                            Bm 
Make way for the candidate
                          E        

                A

Bm                            Bm 
Vote now for the candidate
                          E        

                A