Intro
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|G                      |                     |
    Joe       the    lion            

|Em                     |                     |
   went   to  the    bar
 
|B                      |                     | 
     A couple of drinks on the house and he 

|B                      |             (Eb)    |
said   Tell you who you are if you nail me to my 

|D   intro              |                     |
 car

|C                      |                     |

|Em                     |                     |
 Boy                   thanks for hesitating  

|D                      |                     |
  this is the kiss off

|D                      |                     |
            Boy           thanks for hesitating

|C                      |                     |
   You'll never know the real story

|Em                     |                     |
                    Just a couple of dreams 

|D                      |                     |
 You get up and sleep              You can buy 

 C or G                   C/G or G
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B|-----------------------|-----------------------|
G|4/5.-5---4-5-----------|----4------------------|
D|-------------5~------5.| 4/5---5-4-5~-----------|
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E|-----------------------|-----------------------|
God                 It's Monday      you slither
down the greasy pipe    So far so good no one 
saw you         Hobble over any freeway
You will be like your dreams......... tonight

|Gsus         G         |                       |
                           You get up and sleep   

|Esus         E         |                       |
                 You get up and sleep    Joe the

|Bsus         B         |                       |
 lion                       

|                       |                       |                  
 Made of iron

|D                      |                       |
                              Joe the lion            

|C                      |                       |
 went to the bar            A couple of drinks 
 
|Em                     |                       | 
 on the house and he was a fortune teller he said 

|D                      |                       |
  Nail me to my car and I'll tell you who you are