Misanthropic Drunken Loner

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My breakfast was straight out the 
medicine cabinet
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A remedy for the aftermath of my 
habits
C                   G
Sometimes it's the ones who try to 
help
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That hurt the most
C                          G
I feel like we're playing tug of war
 and I'm the rope
Am                         F
And I'm stretched to the limit
F
But you keep on pulling
C                        G       
And I'm gunna lose my goddamn 
    Am                F
mind, I'm gunna lose my mind

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C
I want to hide away in the back of a
 cave
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At the top of a mountain
Where no one can hear me and no one 
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can see me
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So I don't have to deal with them
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And they don't have to deal with me
C
Cause relationships are overrated
G
Maybe I'm just tired and jaded
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But I'm sorry I just like myself 
                    F
more than I like you

C                            
So call me anit-social call it 
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masturbation
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Either way it's a solo operation
 C            G                 F
I'm just far more comfortable alone

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C
It appears that apathy
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Has gotten the best of me
C                                 
Cause I'm so tired of you talking 
    G
my ear off
Am                                
About all your problems I just 
    F
can't fix
C                            G Am
I don't appreciate this unwanted 
 F
company
C
And your constant chatter
G                    Am          
Reminds me why I'd rather you 
      F
leave me be

C                            
So call me anit-social call it 
       G
masturbation
Am                 G        F
Either way it's a solo operation
 C            G                 F
I'm just far more comfortable alone

Am                          G
Cause people are ugly and people are
 hateful
Am                G
Destructive and greedy
F
We're proud and ungrateful
Am                          G    
The world would be so much better
             F
 off without us
Am
So swallow a bullet
G
Or a handful of pills
Am           G
We're all compost in training
F
And there's graves left to fill
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We distract ourselves to make us 
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feel like we're not just mistakes
Am                        G      
We distract ourselves to make us 
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feel like we're not just mistakes

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It seems that everybody's always 
               C
got a bone to pick
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A promise to break, never again will
 I make that mistake
Am
Of trusting anyone
G
Trusting anyone
F
Trusting anyone
C
This is my misanthropic confession
G
Human beings are a waste of breath 
and
Am                     G
Don't think I excuse myself
F
I'm an asshole just like you

Am                          G
Cause people are ugly and people are
 hateful
Am                G
Destructive and greedy
F
We're proud and ungrateful
Am                          G    
The world would be so much better
             F
 off without us
Am
So swallow a bullet
G
Or a handful of pills
Am           G
We're all compost in training
F
And there's graves left to fill
Am                        G      
We distract ourselves to make us 
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feel like we're not just mistakes
Am                        G      
We distract ourselves to make us 
                           F
feel like we're not just mistakes

C                             G
My breakfast was straight out the 
medicine cabinet