Intro (Da La Soal Is Dead)

De La Soul

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    Hello boys and girls. Welcome to your De La Soul readalong storybook!
    When you hear this sound... * ...that means turn the page.
    And now we begin our exciting adventure of... De La Soul is Dead.

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    PLAYGROUND HONEYS:
    - Oh my God, Vanilla Ice...
    - He's so fly!
    - The boy is so good.
    - Did you see his body?
    - He could dance too.
    - He could.
    - He's better than any rapper I ever seen!
    - And plus his dancers!
    - He's so jammin'!

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    JEFF: Yo, what's up?
    HONEYS: Yo, Jeff, where you been, man?
    JEFF: Guess what I just found, I just found a De La Soul tape in the garbage.
    HONEYS: For real? Let's hear it!
    JEFF: No!
    HONEYS: Aww, be like that!

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    MISTA LAWNGE: What's up, cocksnot? How ya doing, buddy?
    HONEYS: Cocksnot? You gonna let him call you that? Sucker!
    JEFF: Leave me alone!
    LAWNGE: What do we have here?
    JEFF: Nothing!
    LAWNGE: Listen, you little Arsenio Hall gum having punk!
    HONEYS: Oooh! You let him call you Arsenio! Oooh!
    LAWNGE: I want the tape!
    JEFF: It's mine!
    HONEYS: Oh, he played you! Jeff's getting played! Jeff! Jeff! Bodyslam him, Jeff!

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    LAWNGE: Now! I've got the new De La Soul tape! Hey dicksnot, buttcrust, get over here!
    D.J. AUB: What's up baby?
    MASE: Coolin'!
    LAWNGE: I just got this De La Soul tape, man, slamming. Where's the box? The box!
    MASE: So, yo, let's get with the shilsnihilsnobilsno!
    AUB: I got the bidox, let's do this like Brutus!

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    ...28. For those who have all four answers correct, you will recieve
    a specially selected Grand Prize. Thanks, and goodnight, for Three Feet
    High and Rising, this is Don Newkirk.

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