Moron

Hangin' Out in the Comode
Listening to Depeche Mode
You Look Like Some Kind of Toad
Why Are You a Moron?

Got a Skateboard "Gnarly Rad"
With Money From You Mom and Dad
Take a Bath Cause You Smell Bad
Why Are You a Moron?

Walkin' Down Old South Street
Say "Hello" to the Kids You Meet
If Knowing You Is Such a Treat
Why Are You a Moron?

Got Kicked Out of Public School
Make a Waste of Our Gene Pool
Face It Asshole You're a Fool
Why Are You a Moron?

"I'm Staring At a Wall Going Nothing At All
Gotta Get Outta Here I Could Use Some Beer
Wish I Could Get Some Beer
I Could Use Some Beer Tonight"

In and Out of Trendy Clubs
With a Pair of Day-glo Gloves
You're the Only One You Love
Why Are You a Moron?

Tell Use You Got Something to Say
Then Bore Us With Your Anarchy
We Just Wish You'd Go Away
Why Are You a Moron?

A Trendy Losers What You Are
It's Your Scene Are You're the Czar
I'd Like to See You Covered With Tar
Why Are You a Moron?

Creeps Like You Should Be Wiped Out
You've Got a Face Just Like a Trout
Listen to Everybody Shout
Why Are You a Moron?

"I'm Following the Trend 'cause I Wanna
Have Some Friends. I Want to Be Somebody.
Don't Wanna Be a 'nobody'. I Wanna Be
With Someone Tonight."

I Swear That You Are Hitler's Clone
Spread Disease Wherever You Roam
Got the Brains of a Garden Gnome
Why Are You a Moron?

Voted For Reagan Not Once But Twice
And Think That Jerry Farwell's Nice
Do You Keep Your Brain On Ice?
Why Are You a Moron?

In the End You're All Alone
No One Calls You On the Phone
Got no Job You've Got no Home
Why Are You a Moron?

Hangin' Out in the Comode
Listening to Depeche Mode
You Look Like Some Kind a Toad
You're Just a Fucking Moron!

"I'm Freezing Up Inside. All My Brain Cells
Have Died. Gonna Get Out of Here. I'm
Gonna Get Out of Here. I'm Gonna Get Out of Here Tonight.

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"Hush Little Baby Don't Say a Word : "I Woke Up, Can't Wait to Eat
and Never Mind That Noise You Heard : Got My Cereal, Boy I Was Beat
It Just the Beasts Under Your Bed : Opened the Fridge and to My Dismay
in Your Closet in Your Head!!!" : There Was no Milk My Mother Will Pay"