Methodist Coloring Book

  tuning:EADGBe standard tuning   tabbed by brizzle


  {verse 1}
e--------------------------------------->          
B--------------------------------------->          
G-9-9-9-9-9-9--------------------------->  play 2X 
D-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--->          
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--->          
E-------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--->          


  you got a medodist coloring book and you color really well
  please don't color outside the lines or god will send you
  to......
e--------->   
B--------->   
G--------->   
D-9-9-9-9->   
A-9-9-9-9->   
E-7-7-7-7->   

  ......hell
e-------------------------->          
B-------------------------->          
G-------------9-9-9-9-9-9-->  play 2X 
D-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-->          
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-->          
E-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------->          

  god hates war..god hates crime....
e------------------------------------------------->   
B------------------------------------------------->   
G-------------6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7------------->   
D-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9->   
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-9-9-9->   
E-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7->   

  but he really hates people who color outside the lines

  {verse 2}
e--------------------------------------->          
B--------------------------------------->          
G-9-9-9-9-9-9--------------------------->  play 2X 
D-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--->          
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--->          
E-------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--->          

  you got a methodist coloring book don't color outside the lines
  'cause if god doesn't strike you with lightning he'll at least
  make you go.....
e--------->   
B--------->   
G--------->   
D-9-9-9-9->   
A-9-9-9-9->   
E-7-7-7-7->   

  ......blind
e-------------------------->          
B-------------------------->          
G-------------9-9-9-9-9-9-->  play 2X 
D-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-->          
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-->          
E-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------->          

   good people get sent to the attic
   bad people will roast in the cellar
e------------------------------------------------->   
B------------------------------------------------->   
G-------------6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7------------->   
D-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9->   
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-9-9-9->   
E-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7->   

   but there's a special kind of hell for those who just won't
   learn to color.

   {bridge}
e-------------------------->          
B-------------------------->          
G--7----------9------------>  play 2X 
D--7----7-----9-----9------>          
A--5----7-----7-----9------>          
E-------5-----------7------>          

   god is gracious  god is good   so let's color in his book
   god wears cotton god wears rayon  he can mend this broken crayon
e--------------------------------------------------->  
B--------------------------------------------------->  
G--7-7-7-7---------9-9-9-9-13-13-13-13--15-15-15-15->  
D--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-13-13-13-13--15-15-15-15->  
A--5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-11-11-11-11--13-13-13-13->  
E----------5-5-5-5---------------------------------->  

   god is honest he don't take payola  so let's all thank him for our
   crayola's(scream)

   {chorus}
e---------------------------------------------------------------------> 
B---------------------------------------------------------------------> 
G--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-----------------------play 2x------> 
D--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7----> 
A--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7----> 
E----------------------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----> 

   you got a methodist coloring book
   you got a methodist coloring book  (scream)

e----------------------------------------------------------------->   
B----------------------------------------------------------------->   
G-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--------------------------------->   
D-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7->   
A-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7->   
E---------------------------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5->   

 you got a methodist coloring book   oh oooooooo      oh oooooooo
     (scream)                                    (scream)


e--------------------------------->           
B--------------------------------->           
G--6--------9--------------------->   play 2x 
D--6--------9---------4--------7-->           
A--4--------7---------4--------7-->           
E---------------------2--------5-->           

   you got a methodist coloring book
   you got a methodist coloring book  (scream)

e-------------------------------->   
B-------------------------------->   
G-6-----9------------------------>   
D-6-----9------6--------7-------->   
A-4-----7------6--------7-------->   
E--------------4--------5-------->   

  you got a methodist coloring book oh oooooooo  (scream)
e------------->                     
B------------->                     
G-9----------->  play 2X (let ring) 
D-9------7---->                     
A-7------7---->                     
E--------5---->                     


  you got a medodist coloring book and you color really well
  please don't color outside the lines or god will send you
  to......
e------->                     
B------->                     
G------->  (let ring)         
D-9----->                     
A-9----->                     
E-7----->                     

  ......hell


   pretty simple but great written song. you gotta love the milkmen