Stuart

The original tabs to this song, I 
noticed, had some minor errors on 
it. I transcribed
the song myself, I think these are 
the correct tabs.

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people, here,

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in the trailer park. Oh, don't go 
get me wrong. They're fine people, 
they're
good Americans.
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But they're content to sit back, 
maybe
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watch a little Mork and Mindy on 
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channel 57, maybe kick
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back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. 
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They're good, fine people,
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to the soil!

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You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the
 kid that delivers papers
in the neighborhood. He's a foreign 
kid.

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Some of the neighbors say he smokes 
crack, but I don't believe it.
Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all 
he wanted was a Burrow Owl.

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Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, 
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get me a burrow owl. I'll never
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ask for anything else as long as I 
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live." So the guy
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breaks down and buys him a burrow 
owl.
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Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go
 out in my yard, and there's
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the Wurster kid, looking up in the 
tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm 
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looking for my burrow owl."
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I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo 
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Stick. Everybody knows
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the burrow owl lives. In a hole. 
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In the ground. Why the hell do you
think a kid like that is going to 
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know what the

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queers are doing to the soil? I 
first became aware of this about ten
 years ago,

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the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr. 
died. You know that carnival comes 
into
town every year? Well this year they
 came through with a ride
called The Mixer.

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The man said, "Keep your head, and
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 arms, inside
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the Mixer at all times." But Bill 
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Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just
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like his old man. He was leaning 
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out saying "Hey everybody,
Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was
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 decapitated! They found
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his head over by the snow cone 
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concession.
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A few days after that, I open up 
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the mail. And there's a pamphlet
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in there. From Pueblo, Colorado, 
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and it's addressed to Bill, Jr.
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And it's entitled, "Do you know 
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what the queers are doing to our
soil?"

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there's a big undeground homosexual 
population.

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You can't build on it; you can't 
grow anything in it. The government

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says it's due to poor farming. 
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But I know what's really going on,
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They're building landing strips for 
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gay Martians, I swear to
God.
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people, here in this trailer park.