Mary Long

Intro: Gm


VERSE-1:

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Mary Long is a hypocrite
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She does all the things that she 
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tells us not to do
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Selling filth from a corner shop
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And knitting patterns to the high 
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street queue
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She paints roses, even makes them 
smell good
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And then she draws titties on the 
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khazy wall
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Drowns kittens just to get a thrill
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And writes sermons in the Sun-day 
Chronicle


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CHORUS:

Eb           Bb               
How did you lose your virginity, 
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Ma-ry Long ?
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When will you lose your 
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stupidity, Mary Long ?

VERSE-2:

Mary told Johnny not to write such 
trash
Said it was a waste of public money
She made a fuss, they made apologies
But everybody thought the show was 
funny
When the nation knew you'd had 
children
It came as such a surprise
We really didn't know you'd had it 
in you
How you did it we can only surmise


CHORUS:

How did you lose your virginity, 
Mary Long ?
When will you lose your stupidity, 
Mary Long ?


VERSE-3

Mary Long, you're not alone
But you're a long way behind our 
times
What we do in full frontal view
Is more honest than your clean-up 
mind
What I'm saying, Mary Long is
When you can spare a minute
Go find your friend the porny Lord
Dig your self a hole and jump in it