Fat Loose Fancies Me

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The college party ends finally

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To working placements and holidays

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A stolen kiss in the lavatory

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She shuts her eyes and says “Miss me, miss me”

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She’s fat loose and fancies me

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But she’s hanging off a barman of forty three

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And he dribbles in her ear, she giggles and grins

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She knows she loves her father but she can’t imagine doing it with him

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Now or never, it’s so damn clever

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To their love anthem

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She shuts her pretty eyes, she’s holding Leslie Grantham.


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In six weeks time she says “Nataurally,

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You’re not the man that you used to be.”

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And he says “Darling how could I be, when you were born I was twenty three

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And married in love, like a stallion in stud

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And now I weave this network of fibs

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And I write a mid-life pantomime, you’re younger than my kids.”

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And it’s now or never

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As he waves his white feather

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‘Cos he’s fallen in love

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With the man he was back then

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Would it ever be enough

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Shit she’s already on the bus

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And it’s now or never

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She has a picture of them together

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She says stuff like “Life’s a game.”

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She has a locker room story

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But the boys are getting older every day

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The boys are getting older every day….