If Only Alan Won The Pools

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Alan, make a miracle, make a 
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miracle come true
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In our damp living room,
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In the newsagents queue,
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In spaces in small places I place 
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all my trust in you.
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With my biro in your hand
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You are more than just a man
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And you always grin that you might 
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win and I bloody well hope so.
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My life unfurls in the western 
world,
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I’ve nowhere else to go.
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If Alan won the pools we’d take a 
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trip to Florida,
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And we would spend the money like 
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it really had been earnt.
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Would Alan give me away,
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The stupid things that he says,
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He says “Judith, I do the coupon, 
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just to get away from you,
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If I won the pools you’d be 
surprised what I would do….”