Blame The Dog

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Verse 1
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mom and dad left for the weekend
         G

     C                     
they asked me to watch mans 
  F          D           G
bestfriend
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     C        F                   
so I said sure I didn't have shit 
    D              G
to do
   C                      F       
their house is sweet and they got 
          D             G
liquar too
as soon as they left I started to 
drink
drank until I puked in the sink
and when I woke up there was 
something on the rug
and I'm pretty sure it weren't left 
by the pug

Chorus
 C                        D       
the dogs gonna take the blame for 
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this one
  C                      D        
'cause mom and dad can't know what
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 I've done
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if they find out I shit on the 
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floor
  C                       D    
they ain't gonna let me drink no 
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more

Verse 2
last time I got drunk on the town
my girl caught me messing around
and I tried to say it wasn't me that
 she saw
I tried my best to blame it on the 
dog
but she didn't believe my story
said theres something fucking wrong 
with me
the dog didn't work for me that time
but this time the dogs gonna work 
just fine