Unisex Unibrow

Saw a wiener dog
In a yellow raincoat
Saw two brutes in a twingo
Eating ice cream cones

Didn't shower today
But I had a showerthought
If we still had tails
There’d be more variety in porn

Unisex unibrow
Monorail for all
Cross my forehead, my love
Don't put a cross on me

I love to spread butter with a scorching blade
My utter inability to behave in a debate
Stop hating, stop shitting
Surely we should split this bathroom by
Standing or sitting

Put your faith in my blender
Cutting edge the knife grinder
Scratch the blood from my fender
The soft sound of metal blooming

It takes two unibrows
Left to right, up and down
To draw the graph of love
The lifebar of a war seahorse