I spotted her outside the bar La waché afuera de un bar It was really late, and she was all by herself Ya era tarde, estaba sola I went up to her and said: Hello Me acerqué y le dije: Hola Then I asked: May I help you with something? ¿En algo te puedo ayudar?
She was crying as she told me: There's nobody who can help me now Y ella me dijo llorando: Ya nadie puede ayudarme My Durango truck was parked right there, but it's been stolen Ahí estaba mi durango y me la acaban de robar My dad is going to be furious, he never even let me go out in the first place Se va a enojar mi papá, hoy no me dejó salir That's exactly why I don't feel like going home yet Es por eso que a mi casa ahorita no me quiero ir If you ask me to go somewhere with you, I'll go along happily Si me invitas a algún lado con gusto me voy contigo I figure I can just make up a story about what happened, since there wasn't anyone around to see anything Ya que no hubo ni un testigo creo que le podré mentir
Girl, stop crying already! Just come with me Bonita, no llores mas, y vámonos de una vez She mentioned there's a Japanese motel close by Ella dijo aquí en cortito hay un motel que es japonés I didn't even hesitate, I said yes immediately Yo segun nada pendejo acepte en un dos por tres I told her: Cheer up, don't be sad anymore, Let's go have some fun together Y le dije no estés triste vamos a pasarla bien
That's exactly how everything went down Y así como se los cuento, exactamente es como fue I'm not gonna lie, right then, I thought I had won her over completely Y no les miento en el momento pensé que la conquisté But then I realized she was waiting for that exact thing to happen Pero ya después capié, que ella me estaba esperando And since that Durango truck never even existed in the first place, I knew something wasn't right at all Y que nunca existió la durango, algo malo estaba pasando
I pulled over to get gas and told her: I need to pee Me paré en corto a echar gas, dije: Tengo que orinar I got out and headed to the restroom, and that's when my mind started racing Me bajé, me metí al baño y en corto empecé a fildear I had spotted those trucks just a few blocks behind us earlier Y waché las camionetas unas cuadras más atrás My smile faded right away, and I thought they were coming to beat me up Se me borró la sonrisa, y pensé me quieren quebrar
I grabbed my phone to call my crew Agarré mi celular, pa' marcarle a la bandera Told them people were after me, that they were chasing me, and that I was at the gas station close by Le dije: Me andan casando aquí ando en corto en la estansuela They answered: Got it, just give us ten minutes Me dijeron que les diera 10 minutos nada más They told me not to go back to the motel, instead, I should head back to the bar Que no fuera pa'l motel que regresará para el bar
That's exactly what I get for being so horny! Eso me pasa por andar de cachondo I was out chasing women all over the whole city Buscando perras por toda la ciudad Now they wanna put me in the ground and bury me deep Me quieren aventar a un pozo muy hondo But I know damn well they're gonna fuck it up Pero seguro se la van a pelar
I jumped into the truck and stepped on the gas right away En corto corrí al ranflón y me subí acelerando I told her: Baby, I'm sorry, but I have to turn back, I forgot something Le dije: Mami, perdón, tengo que volver por algo She grabbed hold of the steering wheel and said: No, I can't go back there Agarró el volante y dijo yo no puedo regresar If we're heading toward that motel, I'm getting out of this truck right now Si no vamos pa'l motel por favor déjame bajar
I told her: Stupid bitch, nobody's getting out of here Le dije, vieja pendeja, nadie va a bajar de aquí You almost tricked me, but I already figured it all out Por poquito y me la aplicas pero ya te descubrí Now if you wanna stay alive, you better tell me everything right now Ahora cuéntamelo todo, en corto si quieres vivir She answered: I swear I don't know nothing at all, They just paid me to show up there, that's it Me dijo yo no sé nada me pagaron por venir
Who the fuck paid you? She answered immediately: I swear to you, I really don't have a clue who it was ¿Quién chingados te pagó?, te lo juro no se quién It was just two guys, dressed all fancy and well put-together, I only ever saw them that one time Dos señores bien vestidos, sólo los mire una vez I glanced in my rearview mirror and spotted two trucks behind me Me asome al retrovisor y waché las camionetas One was a gray Suburban, and the other was a really nice-looking truck Era una suburban gris y otra troca bien paleta
I pressed the gas pedal harder and headed straight back to the bar Le metí la pata al fondo directito para el bar My crew was already there waiting for me, two or three of them had shown up Ya me estaban esperando dos tres macizos del clan They rang my cell and asked: Bro, where the hell are you? Me hablaron al celular, ¿carnalito donde estás? I told them those guys were right on my tail, and that I'd be pulling up there in just a minute Les dije me van siguiendo en un minuto estoy por ahí
Don't you worry, everything's gonna be just fine No te preocupes por nada todo va a salir muy bien They have no clue who the hell they're messing with, but they're sure as hell gonna find out real soon No saben con quién se meten pero ya van a saber We're all parked and waiting right here in the alley Ya estamos todos aquí parqueados en el callejón Drive straight all the way inside, and we'll fuck them up good Tú te metes hasta el fondo y aquí le damos topón
I'm almost there, just let me get inside Voy llegando ya quedó deja me meto pa' allá I hope those motherfuckers actually have the balls to follow me in Espero que los ojetes tengan huevos para entrar I went into the bar through the back entrance, just like they told me to Tal y como me dijeron entre por atrás al bar And those trucks drove right in fast, without even stopping to think Y las trocas en caliente se metieron sin pensar
That's exactly what I get for being so horny! Eso me pasa por andar de cachondo I was out chasing women all over the whole city Buscando perras por toda la ciudad Now they wanna put me in the ground and bury me deep Me quieren aventar a un pozo muy hondo But I know damn well they're gonna fuck it up Pero seguro se la van a pelar
As soon as I stepped out of the Camaro, we had them completely surrounded Cuando baje del Camaro ya los tenía rodeados We took every last one of them out and stripped them of their weapons right away Los bajaron a todos y en corto los desarmaron There were six of those motherfuckers, they were totally fucked, no way out Eran seis malandrines estaban todos culeados We dragged them out to the open field to make them talk and find out who the hell sent them Los llevamos al terreno a ver quién los había mandado
As soon as we had them tied up, they started spilling everything Ya que estaban amarrados comenzaron a cantar They admitted they'd planned the whole thing all on their own, Their idea was to kidnap me Ellos mismos lo planearon me intentaban levantar Just to get some quick, easy cash, Now those motherfuckers are gonna leave this world for good Por querer dinero fácil de este mundo ya se van After that, nobody ever heard a single thing from that girl or those six guys ever again De la morra y los seis vatos nadie nunca supo más
That's exactly what happens when you're a thieving, robbing rat Eso les pasa por andar de mañosos And don't pay attention to who the hell you're messing with Por no fijarse a quien se quieren chingar Next time, you dirty bastards, you better watch your step Hay pa' la otra fíjense bien mugrosos If you ever try to catch me, you already know exactly where you're gonna end up Que si me topan ya saben pa' 'onde van