Third Rock From The Sun

Intro:  Welcome to Earth, 3rd rock 
from the sun

Verse:  E
        She walks into Smokey's one 
hip at a time
        E
        like a broken field runner 
slippin' through the line
        A
        he likes the way she looks 
so he calls the little wife says
        E
        "Don't wait up for me I'll 
be workin' late tonight"
        B
        wife hangs up the phone, 
bursts into tears
        E
        calls her sister up and 
cries "Get over here"

        E
        Sister tells her boyfriend 
be back in awhile
        E
        boyfriend wants a beer, the 
store is just a mile
        A
        he leaves the motor running 
he'll only be a minute
        E
        his car drives away with 
teenagers in it
        B
        the driver tells his 
buddies, got one life to live
        E
        they scream into the night 
"Let's get it over with"

Chorus: A
        Cause and effect, chain of 
events
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        E
        all of the chaos makes 
perfect sense
        A
        when you're spinning round, 
things come undone
        E                    A    
        Welcome to Earth 3rd rock 
         E
from the Sun

Verse:  E
        the kid guns the gas, the 
car starts to swerve
        E
        heads for a semi truck, 
jumps the curb
        A
        truck hits a Big Boy in the 
Shoney's parking lot
        E
        and flies through the air 
takes out the bank clock
        B
        clock strikes a light pole, 
transformer sparks
        E
        lines go down, town goes 
dark

        E
        waitress calls the cops, 
says she saw it all
        E
        swears a giant alien has 
landed at the mall
        A
        cops ring up the mayor says 
there's panic in the streets
        E
        "We hate to wake you up but 
we can't find the chief"
        B
        Mayor says "Use your head if
 he ain't in his car
        E
        he's hiding from his wife, 
down at Smokey's Bar"

Chorus: A
        Cause and effect, chain of 
events
        E
        all of the chaos makes 
perfect sense
        A
        when you're spinning round, 
things come undone
        E                    A    
        Welcome to Earth 3rd rock 
         E
from the Sun

        A
        Cause and effect, chain of 
events
        E
        all of the chaos makes 
perfect sense
        A
        when you're spinning round, 
things come undone
        E                    A    
        Welcome to Earth 3rd rock 
         E
from the Sun
        E                    A    
        Welcome to Earth 3rd rock 
         E
from the Sun
        E                    A    
        Welcome to Earth 3rd rock 
         E
from the Sun